tevere: ray making 'facepalm' gesture (facepalm)
I... don't even know what to say.
This August 9th Mentos calls on you* to celebrate not just National Day, but National Night too - and help give our population spurt [sic] it so desperately needs.

*Only financially secure adults in stable, committed, long-term relationships should participate.

"Like a government scholar, I want to cram real hard."

"Let's put a bao in your oven."

"I can't wait to buy a $900 stroller. It's going to be a really, really, really fancy stroller."

"Raise that flag, get mobilised, and let your patriotism explode."

tevere: marines in protective gear (MOPP)
Man, the classifieds turn up the wackiest things:
Free Houseshare for Elegant, Effective and fun person

I'm moving to a beautiful new house, in this beautiful new city, and will spend the month writing my 'Creative Living' book, rather solitary work.

I'm looking for an excellent companion, to share life-maintainence tasks with - gourmet cooking together, shopping together, possibly proofreading, if you are into it, dinner parties on weekends. Whats an excellent companion? Well, you would already have a dream of your own, some life-mission you are working towards with effort and joy. You would have Japanese-style powers of observation, attention to detail. And an Italian-style love of life's good things.

Please email me with a paragraph or two about yourself, and lets see.
I mean, for context: this ad sits on the 'short term accommodation' page with about a kabillionty completely impersonal ads all reading something along the lines of, "Room for rent, $300 a week, no couples or pets." So either someone's trolling or very mixed up, I'm not really sure. She sure needs a proofreader, though.


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